OLDIE BUT GOODIE – IMO

  Dark night. The man was on the side of a road, his head under the hood of his car. You could hear cursing and crying. Another man comes walking by. “Whasha matter, my friend?”   “Broken piston,” comes the answer.   “Oh yeah. Me, too!”

A COUNTRY CLASSIC

  (COUNTRY CLAISSICS)       Cheatin' on my ol' best buddy's wife Hope she don't find out I'm cheatin' on her Or she'll be sure to tell my wife, who'll give me hell For cheatin' on her and also on my ol' best buddy's wife ...

FIRST TIME IT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

  I went grocery shopping early this morning. A lady at the checkout asked “Were you ever in service?” I told here, yes, I was. I didn't know what to expect next. She came back with. “God bless you for doing what you did.”   'Well, It wasn't...

CUSSING

  I was born a long time ago – at the very worst years of the great depression. But for all our hardships in those days there was one thing we never did. We never cursed within the earshot of the opposite sex. Never. The hardbitten sailor or steel...

CATCH 22 HAS GOT ME-- SURE AS HELL

      I am screwed. I am beyond help. To make a long story short:   I have had a hotmail account for 12 or 13 years. This hotmail account provides me with mail and messenger. I don't need to provide a password with it because they have...

GOOGLE INSTANT SEARCH -- FOOY!

    I want what I want, not what some other yo-yo wants. I used to like Google.  If I mad a spelling mistake they would correct it. But I don't like predictions.   Don't predict me, Google. You are never ever right.  Never!!! You...

MY OLD FLAME...

  “My Old Flame...” and old song goes. “I can't even think of her name...” it goes along in this vein, how memorable she was. Her eyes, her kiss, feeling how she felt in your arms when you were dancing or saying 'Good night.'”   I've lived...

Contra my friend Munkyman's Opinion

Not sure why you injected "left" and "right" in this issue.   It is possible that the left could be right on this one issue.  Free power is possible now, though they will have to make batteries much lighter for it to work on autos.  I hate to be on...

English Friends

  Heads up, English friends.   Do the tobacco shops still sell English Ovals. When I lived in Denver, I found a shop which sold them over here. I liked them. A friend of mine once treated me to Woodbines. They were good too. But most of my...

TIN ROOF BLUES

  I did not know it was raining this morning until I stepped outside to hurry to the car. Our well built houses completely cut us off from the outside world. Curtains and blinds stay drawn, cutting us off from our neighbors. The roof is so built...

BAWDY SONG CHALLENGE

  Bawdy songs from the the Last Century.     There's a song in my heart, and a love in my groin, I - love - you. And the love that I feel... is just growin' and growin', I - love - you. Just please hold me tight, you will feel...

WHAT? I WON'T BUY THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE

  Pal, I started buying that bridge almost 20 years ago. Just four more payments and it will be all mine and I'll be rich. And you can't sell me what I already own 99 percent of.   'Ethel, Get the police, quick, while I hold this con-man here.'