HAS HISTORY CHANNEL ABANDONED HISTORY?

Why? Don't they like history anymore? Did they take a survey and find a lot of viewers are just not interested in the subject.   That is true, of course. But they could make it more interesting. Some teachers and professors of history can make...

Late SEXY TUES. BALD GUYS

  "   Why aren't you bald? When will you get bald?”   This was an old girl friend of mine, back when I was in college. I did not know why this question...   "  I'll probably never get bald, if I follow my mothers family. If my fathers...

BOOK DANCING, THAT EVENING

  “So the girls all went to the YWCA. Why?” I asked. The three of us, Nino, Cleaves and I were on our way to pick up our dates. We need to be at La Lune in a half hour.   “Mujeres. Loco!” Cleaves said.   Nino said “They need to...

AMUSEING ???

  Amusing doesn't always mean funny. Musing: to think over. Like the last trash bag in the package. You take it out, shake it open. And crush the package it came in and deposit it in the trash bag. Sort of like the snake that is eating its own...

DANCING LESSONS by the book

  I was born and raised in a town that the national press used to call “the Dancingist Town in America.” There was square dancing in the streets on Fridays. And waltzes and foxtrots on Mondays. The hotels had sambas and congas. And there was a...

WHEN YOU ARE OLD

When you are old, people get afraid to talk to you.  Are you crochity? I don't think so.  what will you find funny? Just about anything I used to.  Are there things you hate to hear. are you prejudiced? Nope.  are you a sexist.  Maybe a little  If I...

The TYPHOID MARY of Smoking

 Me!! Typhoid Mary. One reads about Typhoid Mary and one thinks of someone who spread typhoid fever around. She didn't know, of course. Like me, she didn't even know she was a carrier.   Girls took one kiss of me and started smoking in self...

SEXY TUESDAY.. 'NOUGH SAID!

  'Twas a Wednesday, I was sick in bed with the flu. My bedroom was right next to the living room. The Jaycettes were holding their meeting at my house. My wife looked in and winked. She left the two doors open between them and me. I heard every...

BILLY JOE -- or Billie Joe?

It has taken me a long time to face this song again.   It is a very sad story, and told in an interesting way.  but all the A&R men get caught up in the music and it is almost impossible to follow the words to the end.  the music is  truly...

FISH TRAP FISHING, IS IT LEGAL?

i am not a fisherman. I have just found the most beautiful and easy to build plans for a fish trap. but is it legal?  Could it be used on a fishing pier in the ocean,  on lakes,   on rivers and streams?  You just drop it in the water and it traps...

ATTENTION: WALMART SHOPPERS

not spam and I have no connectrion with the chain or anyone they buy from. NO CONNECTION - period. this is one shopper to another, I generlly steer clear of store-brands.  In almost all cases they are inferior to the name brands,  but I must...

SLEEPY, AND OUT OF COFFEE.

HO  HUMMM.  I haven't done the clocks yet.  It is early but no sun yet.  No light in the sky except for the moon.  It is either 7:30 or 5:30 -- which?  and  this makes it 2011 or 2013. or is it 1913.  How much do you set the clocks back.   - or...

It's MAGIC NIGHT

Magic night!!  this time tomorrow the sun will stay up an extra hour.  Except in Arizona.  Never magic there,  Just hot.

SONG OF THE WOODPECKER (Bawdy song challenge)

THIS ONE BY BILLY Mitchell   it was the first blue record or party record or under the counter record I ever heard.  but it song itseolf goes byck to 1889 and has had many artists to record it,  Prettly much the same s it has been for...

NOT UNDERSTANDING THE BIBLE

  Most do not know how to understand the Holy Writ. It is written of symbolic tales, in symbolic words and very often of symbolic events.   To those who are fighting the stories, this assures they will not understand and will argue over...

FOR MY FRIEND, NINO -- (BURGUNDYSTBLUES)

The friend of a lifetime.  it was a long time ago, but this memory of mine says it was only a night or so ago.  We were working at Cosmo, the shipping company. 42 Broadway, our building looked out on the Battery and the Hudson River. It was Friday...

NO INVITES TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

  Birthday party to become a “blogger” on Thoughtsdotcom. I'm on my fourth year now, It seem like it was just yesterday. I really didn't know what to blog about. For the first three months I had only one subject a month at first.   My...

BAWDY SONG CHALLENGE

This girl is so cute singing this song.  Who can take exception to it?  She is singing about her pussy cat.  even if she and you and I are also thinking of something else.   Have a grrrreat weekend, even if you get wet.   Or sore. ...

DO KIDS NEED NOOS PAPERS? - ll

Onct upon a time, long before  television, da noospapahs shut down.  No more war noos, no more Wawl Street. No more basebawul or Broadway chattuh.  Da racetrack?  Forget it.  Nuttin' was getting out. The radios did what they could, but manpowah...