Who Are You Kidding???

  I'd never snore.  Ridiculous! Does your family claim you snore? What is it with families? What the hell is the big joke they think they are pulling? I'm a light sleeper. I'd wake myself up if I snored! If I snored, John Wesley...

More BOTTOM

Sometimes, as an artist, I ran the quick sketch class. We had nude models. The standard pose was 15 to 20 minutes, then we would change poses, six or seven poses for a 2 hour class. Some of the participants were professional artists, most were...

Bottoms UP

I know.  <3  You see hearts.  But I see bottoms. <3 Hips, buttocks, nether cheeks, bottoms.  That alluring, enticing curve of a woman reclining on her side.  That breadth of a woman's hip bone, enchanting even older husbands to meet the...

NO BODY WANTS TO PLAY

Guess I'll just take my racket and my balls and go on home. I can always bounce my balls against the house maybe.

THOUGHTS IS FAMILY

Thoughts is like a large family. We know each other and care for each other. Even the ones that are surly, we still care. And the hateful ones. we put it down to a bad day, We walk away but still we care. I did not know this at home. ...

Women fight with words...

If you ever want to see a cold hearted killer in action just look at women in a fight. They smile sweetly while driving their knife to hilt into thier adversaries.  They do it repeatedly and never lose the sweet, butter-wouldn't-melt, smile.  They walk...